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Friday, 13 November 2009 20:00
soha emma

    • Bou Pousaise Ek betar bou mori gese. Betay tar boure kobor dia bashat aaoar shomoy akhta akashe biddut chomkailo. Tokhon betay koilo, "Mone ooy gia asmano pousi gese".

    • Kanaekdin ek kana vik chawat ailo ek betar kache. betai koilo tumi kana kina ami buztam kila. kanatai koilo ouuuuuu ze dure ekta goru dekha jar, eta apne dektechen kintu ami dektechi na.

    • mar baiakdin charjone crem khelaira thou akjone than logrjonre k ira bar bar marbai red thou arekjone honiya k ila obabai e thumi kali marbai marbai kou kene marbaire mama kounakene amrat marbaire mama k i tou thare jigakray he guchakri utiya a amar mama kior ami thare k i red mararlagi thumi abar mama pailay k i hoiloth|

    • BLONDES

    • A BLONDE GOES INTO CURRYS AND HAS A LOOK AROUND. THEN SOMETHING CATHCES HER EYES AND SHE SAYS TO THE SALES ASSISTANT I WANT TO BUY THIS TV. SALES ASSISTANT REPLYS THAT WE DONT SELL TO BLONDES. SHE LEAVES THE STORE AND DYES HER HAIR BROWN. SHE COMES BACK N SAYS I WANT THAT TV THE SALE ASSISTANT SAYS WE DONT SELL TO BLONDES. SO ONCE AGAIN SHE LEAVES THE STORE SHAVES HER HAIR OF N COMES BAC. N ASKS HIM FOR THE TV. ONCE AGAIN HES SAYS WE DONT SELL TO BLONDES. SHE THEN ASKS HIM HOW DO U NO IM BLONDES. SALES ASSISTANT REPLYS. ITS NOT A TV ITS A MICROWAVE

    • candyek din ma, baba ar chele bayre gese. aktu pore cheler kas theke candy ta pore gese, ma bollo ayta thulo na moyla hoygese arekta dibo. hotath kore babata pore gese ma thulthe gese chele bollo ma thulo na, arekta baba anbo.

    • ham mamakjon bangali kuwait teka tar babar kache chiti lekhche baba ami kuwait balo babe pouchiasi akon ami kaz mri ham mame duwa kriben
      tar babay chiti peye uttor dilen baba ami tumar chiti pewasi abong khusi holam ar baba tumi balo babe kaz krio ham mamer sate kunu beyed dobi krona r tumar ham mamke amar salam dio kemon.
      toilatke arabite ham mam ble

    • Shundor BoeEkdin shammi ar esstri ek resturante kaythee sheloo.
      Hotath shammi thar wife ke bollo, ago sweetheart, tumaki arr kow konu din bolche tummi koob shundor?. Becharee hashi dia bollo na thoo.
      Shami bollo: Thahoai tummi keno mono koro tumi Koob shundor kori?

    • Travelling CompanionThere was a bangali man, an irish man and scottish man travelling together on a train;
      the irish man was drinking away when suddenly he threw out a crate of irish cider, the other men turned around to him and asked why he done what he did;
      the irish man replied'there is plenty of that in my country', suddenly the bengali man picked up the scottish man and threw him out of the train,
      the irish man asked him'why did he do that' the bengali man replied'
      bloody scottish, he no good, lungi too short!!!

    • World-recordAn athlet said to his coach,

      "I've seen in my stopwatch that I have broken the world-record of 400m. race.

      Whom should I inform this now? Coach: Inform a watch-mechanic

    • Air Bangladeshshundor ali uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Dhaka. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!" So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of Bangladesh!" The the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American. "Wheat of Bangladesh!" replied the uncle proudly. Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American. "What is it?" asked the American. "Sweet of Bangladesh!" replied the old man. After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the American in disgust. The old man replied coolly, "That's Air Bangladesh

    • Boro Luk

    • Ek sele tar baba ke ask korloSele: BABA ami ki scince, arts, na comarts nebo?Stupid Baba: shun...Amra holam boro luk...tui 3 tai nibi..taka ja lage ami debo
      tui shudhu mon diya pora lekha korbi...kemon?

    • Bush

    • One day a man went to a dealer to buy a car. He bought a chevy corvette crossfire for $29,000. When the man was getting back home he tried to start the radio. But it didn't worked. So he get back to the dealer and got busted for that. Then the dealer said the radio is auto tunned. Whatever channel u want just give the computer a clue and it will fix that for u. So the man tried it by sayin band. Radio went to a channel where james was singing. Then he switched it to adhunik. On the way a car suddenly cut him off frm the back. He said,"Stupid". The radio turned to another channel where J. W. Bush was giving his speech.

    • Horrilble ToneKamal: Janen, amader miss Fahima naki USA te gaan shekar jonno gesen?
      Jamal: Na to jani na...Ta uni Eto taka koi pelen...?
      Kamal: Are bujen na..Unar ja golar shur...Proti-beshira Chada tule Unake USA te patie-sen, unar kas theke rokka pabar jonno....!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Olosh ke? Who is LazyPrincipal: Tumader class-e shob-cheye olosh ke?..... Kamal::: Erm....jani na... Principal: Obosshoi jano...accha bolo to tumra jokon likho tokon ke chup chap boshe thake.? Kamal: amader Teacher

    • Pura paagolTeacher Bollen bolotho aamar boyosh kotho chatro uttor dilo 40. Teacher bollen kibabe janle? Chatro uttor dilo aamar boro bhi aada paagol tahar boyosh 20. Shay hishabe aapne------.

  • the blind , disabled (lengra), the poor (fokir)

  • one day three friends were walking in the open where one was blind (kanna), the second was Disabled (lengra) and the last person was poor (fokir). the blind friend suddenly said out lound:

    'askeh boro bala shundor din hoyseh' immediately the Disabled man replied:

  • 'kannar kanna dimonu doira laat, dekle kelan'

  • then the poorman replies to the disabled: 'maarre bhai maar,jhoto taka lageh ami demuneh'